Holly Valance Returns With A Surprise Feature On Andy Clockwise's "Hopeless"

The Early Noughties Queens Of Pop have seemingly heard our (my) cries at night. First, Rachel Stevens covers FHM like that's just a normal thing to do in 2014. Now, there's this: Holly Valance — err, Holly Candy, "Kiss Kiss" Aussie pop goddess and Dead Or Alive starlet, has decided to "go cut a…


Club Track of the Week: Zoe Badwi - Freefallin'

Break out the poppers--we're going down under! As we all well know, Aussieland is prime pickin's for disco divas: The Minogues, Holly Valance, Olegendia Newton-Jesus...the list goes on and on. This week's club bumper is Zoe Badwi's "Freefallin'," which was first released in Australia back in July…


A Wonderful Song From A Wonderful Album: Jessica Mauboy's "Maze"

So here's a post I've meant to do for over a month. Jessica Mauboy is the runner-up from the fourth season of Australian Idol. For those who haven't encountered her name yet in their musical journey, a very brief history: Jessica Mauboy has a very listenable and melodic voice, comparable to that…


Introduucing...Chris Sorbello!

And now for some modern sounding electro-pop. Chris Sorbello is an up-and-coming Aussie pop chanteuse, signed under Ministry of Sound. As a song/act, there's nothing in Sorbello's shtick we haven't already seen or heard from the best of the best (Britney, Kylie, Gaga etc.), but that doesn't mean…


Introduucing...Kristine Elezaj!

This is Kristine Elezaj. She is an up-and-coming 24-year-old pop artist. According to her official biography, Elezaj is "fierce, fun, edgy, and brave," which I believe accounts for approximately 74.3% of the total ingredients necessary to concoct the Perfect Pop Star. As far as comparisons are…


Tata Young: If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Thai Again

Tata Young is an incredibly popular, incredibly talented Thai singer who's spent almost twenty years dominating her homeland. In her spare time, she also enjoys trying to break into the North America market to no avail (oh hay, Hikki and BoA). Thanks to a tip from my BFF JJS at It's The Money…


Frankmusik: Confusion Girl (Video Premiere)

OH MY FLIPPING BANANA SNAUSAGES, IT'S THE NEW FRANKMUSIK VIDEO!!! Things of note:+ Holly Valance's acting skills while strolling along town. WHERE IS HER OSCAR. + Holly Valance's karate skills while being mugged. Clearly, filming Dead or Alive has had a lasting effect on her general composure in…


Confirmed: Holly Valance and Frankmusik Co-Star In "Confusion Girl" Music Video

From Mr. Vincent Frank's MySpace blog: Mind blown. Earth shattered. THEIR VIDEO LOVE WILL RESUSCITATE THIS ECONOMY. I AM SURE OF IT. "Confusion Girl" video is coming soon, while the actual single drops on July 6. And then Holly Rachel Vukadinović's gloriously electro glitch Frankmusik-produced…