There’s a panic around the world right now. It seems that the ancient sea monster from Cloverfield has wrapped its cursed tentacle-like fingers around a track from Britney’s back catalog. The water beast recorded its soul-crushing squeals upon this otherwise excellent track, which was pulled to shore by the sea monster’s boyfriend so that she could record her own vocals on top of the previously unused demo. My recommendation is for Jive Records to deploy their strongest armed forces in order to take down the wretched creature before it attempts any further mayhem.
This is a damn, dirty shame. This is not, I repeat not, a planned duet. Just a spoiled bitch getting her greedy paws on a shelved track. This waste of air needs to back down.
DL: Britney Spears Unintentionally Ft. Heidi Montag – Dramatic
To remedy the situation, a brand new official remix of Break The Ice.
DL: Britney Spears – Break The Ice (Ander Standing Radio Mix)