UGH EUGHHHHHHH.
Sorry, that’s the noise that just came out.
It’s…the video for Lady Gaga‘s “Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)”.
It seems that if you took Christina Aguilera‘s “Can’t Hold Us Down” video, vacuumed out the filth and STD’s, plumped it full of softener effects, and then peed on it just a little, you would have the video for “Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)”.
I’m sorry, that wasn’t fair. Let’s try again.
Lady Gaga is sort of like that slutty, drunk sorority girl that absolutely no one wants to talk to at the party because she’s too busy trying to bum a cigarette, brag about her vagina, and scream at the invisible DJ to turn up the volume because she loves that song.
She IS trying too hard, she ISN’T different, and she’s slowly sucking the heart and soul from Pop, one wonky outfit at a time.
AND NO, THOSE ARE NOT COOL, FORWARD THINKING FASHION SORT OF OUTFITS, THANK YOU SO MUCH PLEASE.
I have said my piece.