Happy Valentine’s Day, Muusers!
On this Holiest of Days, let us reflect upon to the timeless words of former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who I believe once said: “Two hearts are beating together, I’m in love (ah-woo), I’m in love (ah-woo).”
As a reminder…Please, please, please don’t do anything stupid tonight. If we’re to learn anything from our celebrity brethren, it is the value and sanctity of the almighty safety word. Myself? I like “Cantaloupe.”
(Note: Not to be confused with the phrase “Can’t Elope,” a signal to slowly rise up from your kneeling position and return the ring still hidden in your left pocket tomorrow. She totally wasn’t the one for you, anyway. I mean, honestly…Who smells that way in the morning?)
Okay, that’s it. Have fun!
Oh, and if you haven’t already, send an e-mail to me at muumuse@gmail.com with the subject line “I Love Mariah!” to enter the MuuMuse Loves Mariah contest for her new album, The Ballads! You’ve got til’ midnight, bitches.
Much love, amor, and voulez-vous coucher avec moi to you all.
AND DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME.
DL: Saint Etienne – Method of Modern Love (Richard X Join Our Clique Remix) (Sharebee)
DL: Kylie Minogue – The One (Freemasons Remix) (Sharebee)
DL: Britney Spears – And Then We Kiss (Junkie XL Remix) (Sharebee)
DL: Madonna – Love Profusion (Ralphi Rosario House Mix) (Sharebee)
