I am literally BEAMING right now.
Last night, Kylie Minogue‘s gave her first LIVE performance in America (I know, it’s fucking ridiculous that it’s taken this long) (EDIT: It’s not her first live performance in the US–Kylie’s camp is on crack) during the results show of America’s Got Talent.
I am resisting all urges to shout adjectives at random right now (ICONIC! ELEGANT! ELECTRIC! FIERCE!!!), but a proper analysis escapes me.
Bitch was on point tonight: The energy, the confidence, the hair, the shoes, the mini-dress, the smiles, the sexed-up mop on top. It’s the very definition of DON’T GET ME STARTED. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED.
I absolutely adore the new chair routine–it’s fun and fresh, and it allows Mizz Minogue to give a little extra strut and sass.
Plus, HELLO! the video montage in the back! It’s basically screaming “Dear America, I’ve been amazing for the past twenty years. Kthxbai.”
This routine is the epitome of Kylie Minogue as a performer, and I absolutely could not be more proud. SHE MAKES ME SO HAPPY.
Now snatch your deserved #1 across the globe, KM!
Many thanks to Muuser Andre C. for the above photo and link.