HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS.
Joanna “JoJo†Levesque has a Tumblr account called “Translucent Brown Sugar.” It is these things:
+ Clever.
+ Interesting.
+ Cute.
THE VERY SAME TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN AN IDEAL MATE. Therefore, JoJo is proven to be perfect yet again.
Thank you to Muuser Sam Lansky for this incredible find.