Oh, Milers. It was only too obvious: After the wing spreading sexual awakening that was “Can’t Be Tamed,” this bird has truly flown the coop.
Above is the newly released video for “Who Owns My Heart?”, the second Rock Mafia-produced single from the former tween superstar’s moderately good album, Can’t Be Tamed.
See, it’s like this: If you tell a bratty 17-year-old superstar to stop faux-making out with the other girls, what’s a girl to do but just faux-make out with even more of ’em?
It’s a classic case of “Oh, you want more? Well, I’ll give you more,” except that this sort of thing isn’t really scandalous to anyone these days. Well, aside from Family First organizations, the elderly, bleach blonde conservative talking heads on 24-hour news networks, and the bulk of suburban America.
Okay, so it’s bound to ruffle some feathers.
Still, this is a fairly by-the-numbers ‘I’mma get buckwild in da club’ production: Glittery garb, gropes, and split-second glimpses all over of young Cyrus’ supple, exposed flesh. (Somewhere, a straight man quivers.)
And as one of Britney‘s most hardcore stans, it’s easy to spot B references all over this ish (most glaringly “My Prerogative”) including the writhing around in bed, the club scenes, the hair flips, and the butt shots in the mirror.
Well, except for this look. This one’s pure Cyrus:
Y so chola, Mileycita?
“Who Owns My Heart” will be released on October 26. (iTunes)
