Willow Smith Premieres “Whip My Hair” Video, Incites Worldwide Neck Sprain Epidemic

I CAN’T. I CAN’T. I ABSOLUTELY AND MOST CERTAINLY CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW.

FEVER-INDUCING, TEAR-PRODUCING, THOUGHT-PROVOKING, AWE-INVOKING.

WILLOW SMITH JUST SNATCHED EVERY GOT DAMN WIG IN THE BUILDING.

My neck hurts.