SLAYED. DEAD. COFFIN. WHAT? I–OH. MY. GODNEY.
Words fail to describe the immensity that is this brand new Femme Fatale megamix, courtesy of Kiss 97.9 FM‘s Facebook page.
The mix features “Till The World Ends,” “Hold It Against Me,” “Inside Out” and “I Wanna Go,” and–oh, what the fuck am I doing? You actually expect me to TYPE a description right now?! JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
Along with this most flawless and legendary mix, the radio station also included a brand new promotional photograph from the Femme Fatale era, which literally caused me to shriek, turn and tremble at my boyfriend’s waist (who, I might add, is being quite supportive during these trying times.)
EDIT: Literally ten seconds before I hit “post” on this bitch, a brand new 12-track mix of Femme Fatale just surfaced from BritneyBoards. I…I…
SHAKING AND TREMBLING AND VOMMING AND CRYING AND THEN SHAKING AGAIN.
THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF ‘I CANNOT.’
2011: Year of the Spears.