SO MUCH FUCKERY ABOUND.
Yesterday, TMZ broke the news that Cheryl Cole has reportedly been ousted from her seat as a judge on the upcoming series debut of US X Factor. Her spot will soon be filled by the show’s current co-host, Nicole Schizzlesnapper. Um…EXCUU ME?
Now, as gossip sites bicker about whether it was Chezza’s delightfully unintelligible Geordie accent that sent her packing or a lukewarm chemistry with fellow judge Paula Abdul (which is an especially hard one to swallow, given that Dannii Minogue and Chezza were never exactly a dynamic duo on the UK series), only one thing remains certain:
There is literally no reason to watch US X Factor now. Or perhaps even live.
