STOP BREATHING BECAUSE SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
Britney just tweeted that she’ll be shooting the video for “Criminal,” the fourth single off of Femme Fatale, in Londontown very soon.
So sayeth the Holy Spearit:
So excited to stop over in the UK before I start my European tour in a few weeks. Can’t wait! I LOVE London, it’s like my second home. Decided to shoot the “Criminal” video in the streets of merry old England when I get there… -Britney
I hope there’s tea in the video! And crumpets! And that Britney is dressed like a fanciful maiden while riding a noble steed! (Read: Marco Da Silva.)
Wait: What other British stereotypes can I perpetuate right now?! I don’t even know…erm, oh…BUGGER!
RIGHT! POSITIVELY MAYJAH NEWS, INNIT?!