LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (Los Angeles, CA) — Legendtina Maria Desnudate Goduilera has announced a musical partnership with longtime fans, A Great Big World.
The upcoming collaboration, “SAY! Something” will be released on November 4 on iTunes. According to the Bionic beauty, the Legend first heard the song while searching for advanced music for true lovers of SAY. “It came to me during a time when I’m feeling very inspired,” she tells the LNN in an Excluusive phone interview. “And that time is the one year anniversary of Lotus.”
Known for her humanitarian work, Legendtina also sees this as an opportunity for charity: “I’m a huge supporter of Make The Great Big World Move. As an artist, I think it’s important to collaborate with lesser artists from every walk of life — especially ones that have never been played on the radio.”
For the unworthy band, the collaboration with the GRAMMY-Award winning diva came as a much-appreciated surprise: “Yes, we actually found out when we walked into the studio one day. We actually thought we got robbed because everything was moved around and completely trashed. There was wine everywhere, pink glitter on the seats and an unbelievable amount of unsold copies of Bionic on the floor. It smelled pretty bad, too. A flowery fragrance — like the kind of crap my grandma wears. But then our manager noticed a CD-R sitting in the booth attached to a letter that was sealed with a lipstick kiss,” band member Ian Axel recalled.
“Hello fans, I was so moved by your record that I’ve decided to come in and bless it with my vocals. It’s such a good song — it just needed someone a little more relevant. You can thank me later by buying Lotus,” the letter read.
For the Time Magazine’s Most Influential Artist of Ever icon, the song’s message is what motived her to lay down vocals. “As I like to SAY to my fans, you should express yourself and never repress yourself. I came up with that, actually. This song is about feeling frustrated by somebody’s inability to SAY something. I wanted to SAY something about people who don’t feel the need to SAY something. SAY!”
The song’s melody is also quite advanced, she says: “It’s so simple and it’s so quiet — in a way, pleading to get an answer in the most humble, unassuming, non-demanding — HEY ASSHOLE ASSISTANT, STOP STARING AT YOUR REFLEJO IN THE MIRROR FOR A SECOND AND START POURING ME SOME MORE FUCKING CABERNET — I’m sorry, where was I? Oh, yes. In the most unassuming, non-demanding way,” she explained.
Her Legend X will perform the song live with A Great Big World live on The Voice on November 5, which network execs anticipate will draw a “Super Bowl-level” viewership. In semi-related news, one-hit wonder and professional Madonna impersonator Lady Gaga‘s upcoming multimedia project ARTPOP has reportedly been cancelled due to the release of “SAY! Something,” and the FBI is currently investigating the recent disappearance of Mariah Carey‘s career.
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