Danity Kane Suffers A Danity Konscious Uncoupling, Is Now A Trio

I Danity Kant.

In what has been the messiest comeback in girl group history (even MKS managed to get one single out), Danity Kane — trimmed to a foursome upon their Danity Komeback in 2013 — is now a trio.

Last night, during the first night of their #DKNoFilterTour, a very emotional Aundrea took to the stage to introduce the remaining members of the band (Aubrey, Dawn & Shannon for those attempting to keep up) — and announce her departure from the band.

Watch above as Queen Fimbres walks us down memory lane, announces her engagement, brings our her soon-to-be step-daughter and begins to cry. “They are going to kill it for you while I go have some babies,” she concluded.

Somewhere, D. Woods is sipping lemonade and cackling.

Still, the remaining ladies of DK are soldiering on with their new material, debuting a few tracks live including “Rage” (which weirdly sounds like Avril Lavigne‘s “Here’s To Never Growing Up”), and “Rhythm Of Love” which, like “All In A Day’s Work,” is a PHUCKING SPEAKER-SHAKING SMASH IN WAITING.

While it’s hardly worth living in a world with an Aundrea-less Danity Kane, these new songs being served up live are straight FIYA. Let’s hope for the best for the talented ladies of Danity Kane…past and present.

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