Nicole Scherzinger has an album out in the UK. It’s called Big Fat Lie, and really, it’s not half bad! (It’s only about one-fourth bad.)
She also has a new single coming out. It’s called “Run,” and it’s one of the good ones! Big ballad. Emotional. Su-u-uper emotional. Like, you definitely have to be in a mood — one that requires tissues, alcohol and your ex-boyfriend’s Facebook page open.
While the video for “Run” will premiere later this week, I’ve just received some glamorous behind-the-scenes photos from, well, the scenes they were shot behind.
Shall we piece together the storyline based on these photos? Let’s do it, together you and I.

“Here’s some advice for the next one…”
“Run…”
“RAHHHNNN…”
“RAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!”
“…Run.”
*Enjoys the pristine audio quality and luxuriousness of Beats By Dr. Dre headphones*
Can’t wait.
UPDATE: Didn’t have to wait very long — the video has arrived. Didn’t anticipate actual running in the video now, did you?
And now some smart takes, courtesy of some of the esteemed members of the YouTube Community.

Job well done, all.
‘Big Fat Lie’ was released on October 17. (iTunes UK)