Madonna Dark Hair 2019

Blond Ambition Is Canceled: Madonna Is Having a Dark Hair Moment

And you know what that means: a new Madonna era is upon us. Unless it’s just for a magazine photo shoot or whatever.

Blondes have more fun, but Madonna, Queen of Popโ„ข, isn’t here to fucking play around.

Or, well. She is, considering she’s quite literally playing around in wigs. But I digress.

The “I’m Going Bananas” singer-songwriter-turned-Portuguese soccer mom sent us, the Little Madonnsters, into sheer panic mode just a few days ago (January 18) by casually posting a generously, um, edited #selfie of herself flaunting a drastically different hair style: a cropped black ‘do, to be exact. (That’s not exact. I don’t know proper hair terminology.)

“But what if……………….๐Ÿ˜ #photobomb,” she captioned the post.

But. What. If?

While the general public bickered over whether it was her real hair in the picture – the lace is visible, and there are several wig heads in the background, so probably not! – M-Dolla decided to double-down on the darkness with a second, longer, wavier look on Monday (January 21).

“Getting Ready For the Super Blood Wolf Moon ! ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ–ค #lisbon #music #magic,” she wrote. (#Magic – or, hopefully just Magic, appears to be the name of the upcoming album, by the way – she’s used it relentlessly for months in her posts.)

She went one step further in her IG Story with a stunning shot overlooking the city at night: “super moon!” she declared.

Of course, this could only mean one of several things: American Life 2: Make America Gay Again is coming. “Rain II: It Gets Wetter” is coming. “Like A Prayer (2019 Version)” is coming. “Frozen.” “The Power of Good-Bye.” All of these dark-haired things are now coming to mind, and the (impossibly high) bar has officially been set.

Her Madgesty’s been teasing that her forthcoming fado-hip-hop-Brazilian-funk masterpiece of a fourteenth studio album is coming soon. The hair is transforming. This is not a coincidence. Would you like to try — err, dye?

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But what if……………….๐Ÿ˜ #photobomb

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