Cheryl Makes an Aloud & Proud Appearance on 'RuPaul's Drag Race UK'
I miss Girls Aloud with every fiber of my biology. As anyone else who worshipped at the altar of the Almighty Aloud can attest, life has only progressively gotten colder with each passing day ever since the TwitLonger disbandment tweeted 'round the world in 2013. (It's too soon to talk about,…
Here's How the Jennifer Lopez & Shakira 2020 Super Bowl Halftime Show Should Go
Jennifer Lopez and Shakira are co-headlining the Super Bowl 2020 halftime show, officially. This decision is, of course, derechos gays - or "gay rights!" if you're Jennifer Lawrence. In all seriousness, this is going to be an incredible show, and the honor is more than deserved for both of these…
Will You Save Us, Hilary Duff?
As Hilary, as Lizzie, as Isabella...it doesn't matter who. The Earth is on fire. Society has never been more polarized, as corrupt, self-serving political leaders drag us down a disgraceful path to irreversible ruin at breakneck speed. And Lizzie McGuire is officially getting a reboot on Disney+.…
'Looking for America': Lana Del Rey Reacts to the Latest Mass Shootings With a New Song
What is there even to say anymore about The State of Things in America in 2019? It's all too sad, too infuriating, too grim - and despite all the helpfully retweeted advice to channel that energy into campaigning and donating and volunteering and voting, I think it's also completely acceptable and…
'Norman Fucking Rockwell' Is Officially Coming, You Little Bitch
Lana Del Rey - Queen of Coney Island, Watcher of the Boys, and bad baby by our heavenly side - is coming back for more. Of course she's coming, you little bitch. On Wednesday (July 31), LDR announced the long-awaited release date, cover art and track listing for her forthcoming sixth (!) studio…
Jennifer Lopez's 'Hustlers' Movie Looks Like Fun Pole Dancing Pop Star Escapism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_dfc0iqmig&feature=youtu.be Tonight, we gon' be it on the pole. Just like Keri Hilson's 2009 No. 1 German smash hit, there are already plenty of things about the upcoming Hustlers that "I like." (I'll be honest, that was a roundabout way of mentioning Miss Keri Baby…
Lindsay Lohan & Dannii Minogue Will Be Panelists on 'The Masked Singer Australia'
Look: not much is sparking joy in pop culture these days. Mercifully, there's just been a glitch in the simulation. And in a move that can only be described as the stuff of MuuMuse fan-fiction come to life, Lindsay Lohan and Dannii Minogue will soon be co-workers on the Australian version of The…
'Step Back In Time': Kylie Minogue Announces a Greatest Hits Collection (Yes, Another)
Kylie Minogue commands one of the most consistent and objectively free-of-flaw catalogues of any pop star of all time. It makes sense, then, that she continues to churn out compilations. Like, a lot of compilations. Like, over a dozen and counting since 1992. But Step Back in Time: The Definitive…
Madonna, Maluma, the 'Medellín' Music Video & The Magnificently Messy Live-Stream
Madgeluma are here to take us far, far away from our troubles to a land called Medellín - and not a moment too soon. Following the debut of her Madame X collaboration with the irresponsibly attractive Colombian reggaeton superstar and future father of my children Maluma, Madonna - err, Madame X,…
Madonna & Maluma Are Taking Us to 'Medellín'
Madonna - err, sorry - Madame X has arrived to the party, and she's brought Maluma as her +1. After the formal announcement of the ❌-citing New Era over the weekend, the Portuguese Soccer Mom of Pop™ revealed on Monday (April 15) that the first single from her forthcoming album arrives on Wednesday…
Pleased to Meet You, Madonna - Err, Madame X
Her name is Dita. Was, anyway. Now, you can call her Madame X. Madonna, experimental electronic hip-hop indie rising artist and One To Watch in 2019, is slowly, agonizingly teasing her brand new, post-Portugal Soccer Mom era of music...and she's taking on a new persona to do so. As the Little…
Slayyyter Wants to Be the Next Main Pop Girl
She stans Heidi Montag and Courtney Stodden. She posts flirty Photo Booth pics from her bedroom. She grew up on Britney Spears and Lady Gaga, and swears she could sub in for any dancer on Beyoncé 's I Am... World Tour. Her name is Slayyyter, and she's ready to dominate the planet. Or, least, get…