'Step Back In Time': Kylie Minogue Announces a Greatest Hits Collection (Yes, Another)
Kylie Minogue commands one of the most consistent and objectively free-of-flaw catalogues of any pop star of all time. It makes sense, then, that she continues to churn out compilations. Like, a lot of compilations. Like, over a dozen and counting since 1992. But Step Back in Time: The Definitive…
Madonna, Maluma, the 'Medellín' Music Video & The Magnificently Messy Live-Stream
Madgeluma are here to take us far, far away from our troubles to a land called Medellín - and not a moment too soon. Following the debut of her Madame X collaboration with the irresponsibly attractive Colombian reggaeton superstar and future father of my children Maluma, Madonna - err, Madame X,…
Madonna & Maluma Are Taking Us to 'Medellín'
Madonna - err, sorry - Madame X has arrived to the party, and she's brought Maluma as her +1. After the formal announcement of the ❌-citing New Era over the weekend, the Portuguese Soccer Mom of Pop™ revealed on Monday (April 15) that the first single from her forthcoming album arrives on Wednesday…
Pleased to Meet You, Madonna - Err, Madame X
Her name is Dita. Was, anyway. Now, you can call her Madame X. Madonna, experimental electronic hip-hop indie rising artist and One To Watch in 2019, is slowly, agonizingly teasing her brand new, post-Portugal Soccer Mom era of music...and she's taking on a new persona to do so. As the Little…
Slayyyter Wants to Be the Next Main Pop Girl
She stans Heidi Montag and Courtney Stodden. She posts flirty Photo Booth pics from her bedroom. She grew up on Britney Spears and Lady Gaga, and swears she could sub in for any dancer on Beyoncé 's I Am... World Tour. Her name is Slayyyter, and she's ready to dominate the planet. Or, least, get…
Blond Ambition Is Canceled: Madonna Is Having a Dark Hair Moment
Blondes have more fun, but Madonna, Queen of Pop™, isn't here to fucking play around. Or, well. She is, considering she's quite literally playing around in wigs. But I digress. The "I'm Going Bananas" singer-songwriter-turned-Portuguese soccer mom sent us, the Little Madonnsters, into sheer panic…
The Top 60 Songs of 2018
The year is almost over, and I still loathe lists. In fact, I sat down to do this about seven times and simply couldn't do it. So...I won't. And you can't make me! Instead, I'm choosing to take you through a very cool, urban and interesting journey through my favorite songs of the year in no real…
The Top 10 Albums of 2018
Merry Listmas, Merry Britmas and a Happy Hanukkah to you and yours. The year is (mostly) over. Pop music is (mostly) dead. And now, I present to you: the MuuMuse Top 10 of 2018. As a reminder, these are the records that stuck with me throughout the year - for various reasons. I don't care who…
The Rita Ora Album, Ashley Tisdale's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Performance & The Return of Aliana Lohan
...It's been a while. (REFERENCE.) I hope everyone had a lovely and peaceful, turkey-or-alternate-protein-source-filled Thanksgiving break, primarily spent binging It's Britney, Bitch!, the new podcast for stans, by stans, celebrating 20 years of the Living Legend, Miss Britney Jean Spears,…
The America With 'Glitter' on Top of the Charts Is the America I Believe In
A great, gay, glittery miracle has happened. In mere hours (November 16, to be exact), the Imperfect Angel, the Elusive Chanteuse, the Queen of Festivity, Christmas and QVC herself, Mariah Carey, will return to us with her fifteenth studio album, Caution. We will all be streaming, downloading and…
Madonna's 'Miles Away': 10 Years Later, And Still So Far Away
"You always have the biggest heart when we're six thousand miles apart..." Despite what whoever is running her Twitter account is doing with all these anniversary acknowledgements at the moment, Madonna, Queen of Pop™, isn't one who likes to look in her rearview mirror...unless involved in a car…
The Lady Is a Star: Going Off The Deep End With Gaga
HAAAAOOOAAAAAWAAAHHAAAAAAAHHHHH. I was #blessed to see an advance screening of A Star Is Born this week. Yes, I wore my The Monster Ball Tour tee out of respect. Yes, I'm fully aware that I've had an occasionally...complicated relationship with Lady Gaga, and I've occasionally been more of a Little…