Excuse Me, Nicola Roberts, I Know That's You on 'The Masked Singer UK'
Something kinda ooooh must be in the water, because legendary '00s-to-early-'10s British girl group members-turned-solo stars keep showing up on reality television competitions as of late. Before we get into The Masked Singer, I need to get address this first: Alesha "Italians Do It Better" Dixon…
Kylie Minogue Says Her New Music Will Be 'Like Grown-Up Disco'
I've had a theory for a couple weeks now that Mariah Carey scoring her rightful No. 1 with "All I Want for Christmas Is You" would cosmically right the wrongs that have plagued pop (and also the world) for years, and that all things would fall into place in this dawning of a new decade. And now,…
The Pussycat Dolls Are Back
If you or a loved one are experiencing frequent, inexplicable urges to loosen up your buttons, or if you suddenly find your legs lifting upward at random intervals, or if you feel an overwhelming assurance that you are hotter, freakier, rawer and more fun than the girlfriends of those around you,…
Cheryl Makes an Aloud & Proud Appearance on 'RuPaul's Drag Race UK'
I miss Girls Aloud with every fiber of my biology. As anyone else who worshipped at the altar of the Almighty Aloud can attest, life has only progressively gotten colder with each passing day ever since the TwitLonger disbandment tweeted 'round the world in 2013. (It's too soon to talk about,…
Here's How the Jennifer Lopez & Shakira 2020 Super Bowl Halftime Show Should Go
Jennifer Lopez and Shakira are co-headlining the Super Bowl 2020 halftime show, officially. This decision is, of course, derechos gays - or "gay rights!" if you're Jennifer Lawrence. In all seriousness, this is going to be an incredible show, and the honor is more than deserved for both of these…
Will You Save Us, Hilary Duff?
As Hilary, as Lizzie, as Isabella...it doesn't matter who. The Earth is on fire. Society has never been more polarized, as corrupt, self-serving political leaders drag us down a disgraceful path to irreversible ruin at breakneck speed. And Lizzie McGuire is officially getting a reboot on Disney+.…
'Looking for America': Lana Del Rey Reacts to the Latest Mass Shootings With a New Song
What is there even to say anymore about The State of Things in America in 2019? It's all too sad, too infuriating, too grim - and despite all the helpfully retweeted advice to channel that energy into campaigning and donating and volunteering and voting, I think it's also completely acceptable and…
'Norman Fucking Rockwell' Is Officially Coming, You Little Bitch
Lana Del Rey - Queen of Coney Island, Watcher of the Boys, and bad baby by our heavenly side - is coming back for more. Of course she's coming, you little bitch. On Wednesday (July 31), LDR announced the long-awaited release date, cover art and track listing for her forthcoming sixth (!) studio…
Jennifer Lopez's 'Hustlers' Movie Looks Like Fun Pole Dancing Pop Star Escapism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_dfc0iqmig&feature=youtu.be Tonight, we gon' be it on the pole. Just like Keri Hilson's 2009 No. 1 German smash hit, there are already plenty of things about the upcoming Hustlers that "I like." (I'll be honest, that was a roundabout way of mentioning Miss Keri Baby…
Lindsay Lohan & Dannii Minogue Will Be Panelists on 'The Masked Singer Australia'
Look: not much is sparking joy in pop culture these days. Mercifully, there's just been a glitch in the simulation. And in a move that can only be described as the stuff of MuuMuse fan-fiction come to life, Lindsay Lohan and Dannii Minogue will soon be co-workers on the Australian version of The…
'Step Back In Time': Kylie Minogue Announces a Greatest Hits Collection (Yes, Another)
Kylie Minogue commands one of the most consistent and objectively free-of-flaw catalogues of any pop star of all time. It makes sense, then, that she continues to churn out compilations. Like, a lot of compilations. Like, over a dozen and counting since 1992. But Step Back in Time: The Definitive…
Madonna, Maluma, the 'Medellín' Music Video & The Magnificently Messy Live-Stream
Madgeluma are here to take us far, far away from our troubles to a land called Medellín - and not a moment too soon. Following the debut of her Madame X collaboration with the irresponsibly attractive Colombian reggaeton superstar and future father of my children Maluma, Madonna - err, Madame X,…