Would you like to live fancy? Live in a big mansion, perhaps? The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is bringing her glamorous lifestyle – from the Instagram runway shows, to the topless painting in the art room soundtracked by Mariah Carey, to the workout sessions in her Christmas light and Sailor Moon scepter-strewn fitness room – to you.
As revealed on Tuesday (April 24) via WWD, the “I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman (Spanish Fly Remix Radio Edit)” pop icon, The Intimate Britney Spears vintage artsy-fartsy lingerie entrepreneur, and Kenzo high fashion muse will be partnering with Epic Rights to launch a lifestyle program in early 2019.
“I am excited to collaborate with Epic Rights to create a new contemporary lifestyle collection,” the Sensual Seductress and cheesy corn enthusiast said of this latest expansion of the Spearitual Empire.
The Britney Spears Lifestyle Program will include all of the things Britney is known for, including…
Fashion…
Hair care…
Accessories…
Exercise gear…
…and, of course, electronics.
The possibilities for the collection are seemingly endless: vanilla candles, scooters, these denim shorts from 2001. No word yet on whether a Sam Asghari RealDoll will be included in the collection – but our fingers are crossed.
“We see this new lifestyle collection as Britney’s next step in connecting with her legions of loyal fans around the globe. Sharing her style and fashion sense through products she has developed is a testament to her authenticity as well as her commitment to and appreciation of the fans that have made it all possible,” says manager Larry Rudolph, who has proudly collected every last cent from the Britney Army since 1998.
In related news, Fenty Beauty and Ivy Park have reported significant losses this morning, while Yeezy officially declared bankruptcy.
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