Zayn Malik Has Left One Direction And Nothing Will Ever Be The Same (Until The Next Hot Boy Band Arrives)

Today, March 25, 2015, is a date which will live in infamy: Zayn Malik, The Hot One, has left One Direction. Do you understand? Zayn has Geri Halliwell-ed. He has Justin Timberlake-d. He has Robbie Williams-ed. In a statement on their Facebook, the teeny-bop sensations say they plan to release a…