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Megan Thee Stallion & Chloe X Halle Switch Up the At-Home Performance Game

Let's get real for a moment: awards shows have gradually grown more and more dull and, having worked in media and covered nearly every awards show red carpet and ceremony for the past decade, I (and the Nielsen ratings) can assure you: year over year, less and less people are even watching. At this…


Sophie Ellis Bextor Kitchen Disco

Sophie Ellis-Bextor's 'Kitchen Disco' Is a Burst of Joy in Quarantine

The quarantine has made one thing abundantly clear: far too many attention-deprived, extroverted celebrities simply do not know what to do with themselves - and, more often than not, it's a bad look.  From complaining about being bored in their massive mansions to musing in milk baths about the…


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Social Distancing With the Spice Girls

People of the world: don't go outside. It's truly wild how much...everything has changed since the last time I wrote something for MuuMuse, which was, uh, ten days ago. I think everyone is still processing exactly what's going on, adjusting to life at home, and wondering how long life will be like…


Masked Singer Nicola Roberts

Excuse Me, Nicola Roberts, I Know That's You on 'The Masked Singer UK'

Something kinda ooooh must be in the water, because legendary '00s-to-early-'10s British girl group members-turned-solo stars keep showing up on reality television competitions as of late. Before we get into The Masked Singer, I need to get address this first: Alesha "Italians Do It Better" Dixon…


Cheryl Makes an Aloud & Proud Appearance on 'RuPaul's Drag Race UK'

I miss Girls Aloud with every fiber of my biology. As anyone else who worshipped at the altar of the Almighty Aloud can attest, life has only progressively gotten colder with each passing day ever since the TwitLonger disbandment tweeted 'round the world in 2013. (It's too soon to talk about,…


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Here's How the Jennifer Lopez & Shakira 2020 Super Bowl Halftime Show Should Go

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira are co-headlining the Super Bowl 2020 halftime show, officially. This decision is, of course, derechos gays - or "gay rights!" if you're Jennifer Lawrence. In all seriousness, this is going to be an incredible show, and the honor is more than deserved for both of these…


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Madonna, Maluma, the 'Medellín' Music Video & The Magnificently Messy Live-Stream

Madgeluma are here to take us far, far away from our troubles to a land called Medellín - and not a moment too soon. Following the debut of her Madame X collaboration with the irresponsibly attractive Colombian reggaeton superstar and future father of my children Maluma, Madonna - err, Madame X,…


The Rita Ora Album, Ashley Tisdale's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Performance & The Return of Aliana Lohan

...It's been a while. (REFERENCE.) I hope everyone had a lovely and peaceful, turkey-or-alternate-protein-source-filled Thanksgiving break, primarily spent binging It's Britney, Bitch!, the new podcast for stans, by stans, celebrating 20 years of the Living Legend, Miss Britney Jean Spears,…


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Madonna's 'Miles Away': 10 Years Later, And Still So Far Away

"You always have the biggest heart when we're six thousand miles apart..." Despite what whoever is running her Twitter account is doing with all these anniversary acknowledgements at the moment, Madonna, Queen of Pop™, isn't one who likes to look in her rearview mirror...unless involved in a car…


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The Lady Is a Star: Going Off The Deep End With Gaga

HAAAAOOOAAAAAWAAAHHAAAAAAAHHHHH. I was #blessed to see an advance screening of A Star Is Born this week. Yes, I wore my The Monster Ball Tour tee out of respect. Yes, I'm fully aware that I've had an occasionally...complicated relationship with Lady Gaga, and I've occasionally been more of a Little…


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True Life: I'm Obsessed With 'La Casa de Las Flores' (And The Music, Too)

I don't really do television, generally speaking. I'm usually too busy taking selfies at the gym or sorting my Britney CDs in reverse chronological order to get too heavily involved in a series, despite this being The Golden Age of Television or whatever...but I can safely say that I am obsessed…


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Happy 60th Birthday, Madonna, Queen of Pop

I do not know what to say on a day like today, a religious observance, in celebration (REFERENCE) of the 60th anniversary of the birth of Her Madgesty, but I’ll try. Has a day gone by when I DON’T think about Madonna? The reinventions, the fashions, the performances, the fans - speaking of:…