They’re Still Pissed.

This is a bit old, but it’s still crucial to post. The album cover to t.A.T.u.‘s third release is possibly this one to the left, but no one knows for sure yet.

Here’s what we do know, currently:

In keeping with possibly controversial album titles to go with their possibly controversial mannerisms, the album will be called Waste Management, or Upravleniye Otbrosami in Russo.

The third album will be decidedly “dancier.” I’m not sure what the girls thought their last two albums were, but if they’ve decided to go ahead and boost the bass and increase the tempo a bit, I don’t think anyone’s going to complain.

The album will be released in the second quarter of 2008, after the release of Finding t.A.T.u., the movie in which two lovers find each other…through t.A.T.u. I believe it’s the lesbian scent they emit.

Yulia popped out another one, even though Lena tried to shoot it in their newest video.

In summary, t.A.T.u. is the greatest two-piece faux-lesbian dance-rock Russian-based girl group to have ever existed. It’s a controversial opinion, but I’ve always taken those sort of stances.

Street Cred, with Glitter

Street Cred, with Glitter

This is the sound of the American music market sticking a big, fat urban stamp

Sweet Soundscape

Sweet Soundscape

Many moons ago, when Goldfrapp‘s album first leaked, it caused a mass

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