Alright Alesha, I’m going to lay it out straight for you: The video is a bit of a mess. I mean, I get the whole ‘raucous affair’ scenario (dancing! women! splits!) but it’s barely exciting. I suppose the choreography could have been tighter, the moves could have been made more intricate, and the shots more varied. Really though, it does nothing…The video does nothing.

Luckily, the song is far more glorious in high quality form, and it sure does do something…Namely, provide the greatest middle eight we’ve seen this side of ’08. “I wanna see you work!” Luscious!

DL: Alesha Dixon – The Boy Does Nothing