Here we have the Scissor Sisters performing a twangy, country-fied version of Kylie Minogue‘s soon-to-be classic single, “All The Lovers,” recorded live for Radio 1’s Live Lounge.

Wait–I’m sorry. What’s that? Do you hear it too? That faint stomping sound in the distance?

Yes, Muusers: ‘Tis the sound of a thousand gay cowboys out West, stomping their boots and line-dancing in unison. You can almost see the sparkles falling from their spurs!

Incredible.