RIHANNA NAVY…WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

On November 22, we found love in a hopeless music industry when Bajan Illuminati Size Queen Navy Commander Princess Rihanna unleashed her glorious sixth studio album: Talk That Talk.

Now I’m all drunk on love (did you read the MuuMuse review yet?), and I’ve gained approximately 750 pounds from all the birthday cakes I keep baking and eating every five seconds (I love it).

But we all want love, don’t we? DON’T WE? Or am I just a fool in love? Didn’t think so. That’s why…

MuuMuse is proud to be giving away ONE AUTOGRAPHED COPY of Rihanna’s sixth studio album, Talk That Talk.

To enter to win, watch ‘n’ learn: Simply follow me on Twitter at @MuuMuse and tweet me with the following phrase…

Yo @MuuMuse: You da one that I think about alway-ay-ays! Now give me that signed @Rihanna CD, bitch! #TalkThatTalk http://bit.ly/s3Ddov

One winner will be randomly selected and notified on December 29. US entries only, please!

Good luck and godspeed. Now roc me out!