Legendtina Gifts A Great Big World With Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Hit, Remains Queen of Features

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LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (New York, NY) — Recording artist, mother and selfless humanitarian Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera has just notched her second Top 10 Billboard Hot 100 hit of 2013, in what is now being referred to by Congress staffers as “a banner year” for the GRAMMY-award winning “Get Mine, Get Yours” chanteuse.

“Oh, another? Add it to the list. HA!” Legendtina cackled over the phone in an Excluusive phone interview with the LNN. “But really, I’d like to thank my fans A Great Big Lotus for leaving the door of their recording studio open that fateful night,” she explained further in between bites of her Red Hot Kinda Energy Bar, part of her upcoming “Slimtina” line of healthy food products for true lovers of fitness. “Had I not accidentally stumbled upon the original version of ‘SAY! Something,’ I would have never thought to donate my voice to those two talented, struggling nobodies.”

“Say Something” is in fact the second time this year that Legend X has successfully risen like a lotus as a featured artist (the first being the 2013 MTV VMA-nominated “Feel This Moment” with professional human bulge Pitbull — all part of her tireless charity work within the music industry. “I don’t really like the term ‘featured,’ actually,” she admitted to the LNN. “I prefer the term ‘advanced.’ But more importantly, I think it’s incredible what the power of music can do to transform your life, your spirit, and inspire a new generation of artists. Just look at my dear friend Britney‘s new album, Britney Jeans, paying homage to the ahead-of-its-time sales of Bionic. I’m honored.”

When we asked if the Back To Basics beauty was planning to tune in for the Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting tonight with Mariah Carey and Kelly Clarkson, the phone connection mysteriously dropped. Minutes later, we got back in touch with the Mi Reflejo goddess, who wasted no time serenading us with an acappella rendition of her My Kind Of Christmas classic, “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas,” holding the final note for an impressive 37 seconds.

“You’re welcome, fans. Happy HoliSAY!

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Legendtina is an ongoing fan-fiction series — and if you don’t like it, fuck you.

“Say Something” was released on November 5. (iTunes)

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