Christina Aguilera, better known as Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera, is an artist ahead of her time.

Her 2010 space-pop odyssey into the future of sound, Bionic, is considered to be an advanced body of work, appreciated only by true lovers of music. And, to no one’s surprise, it’s still managing to impact future generations, including Old Navy advertisement come to life, Meghan Trainor.

Trainor, of “All About That Bass” fame, has just released the video for her new single “Lips Are Movin” and, well…as you’ll soon see, the enduring legacy of Bionic lives on and is very much going strong. There are also subtle elements of Legend X’s Lotus as well, which makes sense, as there is an unbreakable flower inside all of us.

Let us review.

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Interesting idea, Meghan.

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But try again.

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Oh, really bitch?

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LET ME CALL YOU OUT.

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You still want more?

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I dont think Legendtina, the Inventor of Jazz, would be too pleased to hear about this.

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Cool couch, but…

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Who owns the throne?

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A G-rated tribute to your kitty cat?

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I don’t think so. You don’t even need a plate, just your face…HA.

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Nice #GayPromo, Meghan…

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But a certain bilingual, bi-curious Mi Reflejo LGBT warrior already came in and won gay marriage for, like, everyone.

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Ah, confetti body party? How groundbreaking. Which BODY have I seen that on first?

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Oh right. NOT YOUR BODY, that’s for sure.

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So go ahead and hang tight to your little red Back To Basics microphone, fan…

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And let a legend take it from here. SAY!

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