Rihanna, one of the Greatest Pop Stars of Our Time, did an interview for the October issue of Elle UK — mainly to promote her new soon-to-be-beauty industry-destroying brand Fenty Beauty, but also just to check in and rih-mind us why she’s the actual best.
The Navy Commander and Illuminati High Priestess is far too legendary to be interviewed solely by fake news-peddling media plebeians such as myself now, so the magazine asked some of her glamorous friends to pitch in with a few questions.
And in one brief, thoroughly phucks-free answer to Orange Is the New Black queen Laverne Cox‘s question, RiRi just supplied us with all the inspiration you and I need to simply be.
Laverne Cox, Actress: You’ve had so many iconic fashion moments and take so many risks. The iconic CFDA Awards Adam Selman dress in 2014—what gave you the courage to take that risk that was so perfect and elegant yet daring?
Rihanna: Dear Laverne, I took advantage of my titties before they go south. I saw my window, and I took it.
In Rih We Trust.