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'Madame X': Madonna Gets Lost in the World, But Isn't Lost

If we took a holiday, took some time to celebrate – just one day out of life, even - it would be so nice. Right? Well then, let’s do it. Yes, I’m dead serious. You still got your passport? Good. I’ve got a friend of a friend who lives in Portugal we can stay with. Actually, she might be in Brazil…


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Madonna, Maluma, the 'Medellín' Music Video & The Magnificently Messy Live-Stream

Madgeluma are here to take us far, far away from our troubles to a land called Medellín - and not a moment too soon. Following the debut of her Madame X collaboration with the irresponsibly attractive Colombian reggaeton superstar and future father of my children Maluma, Madonna - err, Madame X,…


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Madonna & Maluma Turn Back Time With a Trip to 'Medellín'

Pack your bags, bitch: we’re taking a trip to Colombia with Madgeluma. Madonna - sorry, Madame X - and Maluma, (one of) my Colombian husband(s), are knocking at our door, tickets (and champagne) in hand, ready to head to the airport for a lush, sultry escape to “Medellín.” And, oh, how much I…


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Madonna & Maluma Are Taking Us to 'Medellín'

Madonna - err, sorry - Madame X has arrived to the party, and she's brought Maluma as her +1. After the formal announcement of the ❌-citing New Era over the weekend, the Portuguese Soccer Mom of Pop™ revealed on Monday (April 15) that the first single from her forthcoming album arrives on Wednesday…


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Pleased to Meet You, Madonna - Err, Madame X

Her name is Dita. Was, anyway. Now, you can call her Madame X. Madonna, experimental electronic hip-hop indie rising artist and One To Watch in 2019, is slowly, agonizingly teasing her brand new, post-Portugal Soccer Mom era of music...and she's taking on a new persona to do so. As the Little…


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Blond Ambition Is Canceled: Madonna Is Having a Dark Hair Moment

Blondes have more fun, but Madonna, Queen of Pop™, isn't here to fucking play around. Or, well. She is, considering she's quite literally playing around in wigs. But I digress. The "I'm Going Bananas" singer-songwriter-turned-Portuguese soccer mom sent us, the Little Madonnsters, into sheer panic…


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Madonna's 'Miles Away': 10 Years Later, And Still So Far Away

"You always have the biggest heart when we're six thousand miles apart..." Despite what whoever is running her Twitter account is doing with all these anniversary acknowledgements at the moment, Madonna, Queen of Pop™, isn't one who likes to look in her rearview mirror...unless involved in a car…


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Happy 60th Birthday, Madonna, Queen of Pop

I do not know what to say on a day like today, a religious observance, in celebration (REFERENCE) of the 60th anniversary of the birth of Her Madgesty, but I’ll try. Has a day gone by when I DON’T think about Madonna? The reinventions, the fashions, the performances, the fans - speaking of:…


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Oh Honey, Cher Is Coming For All Our Gay Asses With This ABBA Album

The Almighty Cher - Believer, Gypsy, Tramp, Thief and Co-Founder of Auto-Tune and Planet Earth - recorded an ABBA covers album after getting inspired by her Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again! "Fernando" moment, and it's coming. Very soon. "Wait," you might be thinking aloud as you pose in the mirror for…


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Unreleased Songs & Demos From Madonna's 'Ray Of Light' Era Are Surfacing

Be it that Madonna, Queen of Pop™, is turning 60 in August, or that Ray Of Light just turned 20 in March, but the Little Madonnsters have just done it again and unearthed something new. Or, rather, old. (Luckily very old. We don't need another #RebelLeak on our hands.) On Wednesday (July 25) a…


Madonna Is Disillusioned, Disconnected & (Still) Tired of Waiting on You

Feeling depressed? Stressed? Irritated? Madonna, Queen of Pop™ and #Relatable Content, is too. The "Love Tried to Welcome Me" icon is hard at work juggling her duties as a Portuguese soccer mom, a MDNA Skin peddler alongside a problematic, meme-stealing Fat Jew, and a musician recording her…


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Madonna, Britney & Janet Confirm New Music Is Coming

Bonjour from gorgeous, sunny Montreal. Normally, I wouldn't be updating whilst on an escapade (REFERENCE), but when not one, not two, but three Queens of Pop™ decide to provide an update on their upcoming music all at the same time, exceptions are made. Yes, that's right: Britney, Janet and…