Right now, the world is abuzz (and a-tweet) with the sound of frenzied chatter, praise and shade regarding the massive comeback singles by some of pop’s most prominent princesses — namely Katy Perry (“Roar”) and Lady Gaga (“Applause”). And that’s great, because as a true lover of music once said, there’s room for everyone on our iPods.
But while the other girls are busy crashing gay bars in WeHo and sending cutesy emojis to their BFFs, there’s a certain Living Legend — our very own Pop Princess now Queen of Pop, if you will (REFERENCE) — tucked away in the studio, sippin’ on a Starbucks, scribbling down Spearitual psalms and working on Album 8 — tentatively titled 8RITNEY, or Blackout 2.0: It Gets Urbaner And Also More Spearitual And A Little More Personal (Raw) (We’re Just Having Lots of Lunches Right Now).
And every day, the return of Britney Spears draws closer.
Earlier this evening, Album 8 executive producer will.i.am tweeted a little treat to the Britney Army/Godney Warriors/Britney’s Bitches/Spearitual (I Still) Believers:
The song @britneyspears did with #williamORBIT is fabulous and out of this world… #THEbritneyARMYwillBEproud
— will.i.am (@iamwill) August 13, 2013
See that? After all that anticipating (REFERENCE), a William Orbit-produced Britney track has officially been cut and will soon see the Ray of Light of day. (Also, “Out of this world”? Clearly another REFERENCE. Someone’s doing their homework!)
There’s still no telling exactly when B will drop her lead single from the upcoming album, although rumors are now swirling around a mid-to-late September release — that sweet spot when “…Baby One More Time,” “I’m A Slave 4 U,” “Me Against The Music,” “Gimme More” and “Womanizer” have all dropped in the past.
One thing is certain: It will be a game-changer.
With all the hype and noise surrounding certain pop acts at the moment, it might be easy to forget what truly revolutionary, radio-changing pop music sounds like.
Look no further than this…
2013: THE RETURN OF THE SPEARS.
UGH YES BRADLEY U BETTER STAAAAAAAAAAAN FOR THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD
I’m so eager to feel the joy of a new Britney single
Omg I’m dying in anticipation!!!! And I hope William orbit is the producer of the first single!!! That would be just epic!!!!
Ugh the wait is killing me!!! But I gotta be STRONGER than yesterday (reference) of course ;)
God, I hate fuckin’ waiting. Been experiencing Britdrawal for months now!
LMAO!! You were spot on! Sorry if we are coming on too strong for this one.
HIAM tho…. :S
Anyway, Godney’s coming. Basic flops betta get ready to be SMASHED.
I’m STILL in love with Femme Fatale but cannot WAIT for more BRITNEY!!!! GIMME GIMME MORE!!!
Goduilera, I hate fuckin’ waiting for a new LEGENDTINA tale! Loved Britney & Xtina since day one… but I literally hope xtina’s next projects all the success in the world just so she gets ton of promo for the simple fact it will help you in writing her escapades!
In the words of the ever wise Spearitual one “I hate effing (she used a different word) waiting.” Seriously! Team Britney is such a tease. This is like waiting for Justin to put out an album. (Thank goodness he came to his senses and is releasing TWO albums this year.)
The Hold It Against Me video is Britney’s Sistine Chapel – it’s almost as if Michelangelo had painted the life of Britney isn’t it? That’s where it takes me (reference!)
I need to revisit this album in preparation for the next.
lmao. THIS type of commentary does not belong on this post.
If i said my heart was beating fast (right now, in anticipation for what’s to come), would you hold it against me?
Also, where is “We’re Just Having Lots of Lunches Right Now” from?!
It’s something will.iam said a couple of times when he started working with britney on album 8 lol
i love your posts
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