YOU WANNA HOT BOD-EH? YA BETTA SLEEP, BITCH.
As a powerful and almighty Entrepreneurney, The Legendary Miss Britney Spears has had her fair share of complete market dominance — from perfumes, to the game-changing, spot-rocking Twister Dance, to her iconic HitClips partnership to Pepsi…for those who think young.
Now, the sensual seductress, enchanting mistress and Queen Of Pop is coming to cause panic in the (clothing) industry (REFERENCE) with her very own sleepwear line.
According to the line’s official press release, The Intimate Britney Spears, a partnership with CHANGE Lingerie, will launch on September 9 during a special event in New York City. (On a related note, all of my September plans have just been cancelled.)
A frontrunner in entertainment selling nearly 100 million records worldwide, Spears is bringing her vision of luxurious sleepwear to life with playful pieces for every woman to feel beautiful. After selling out world tours and entertaining fans night after night, Spears continues her message of confidence and poise with ten romantic lines with The Intimate.
TEN. ROMANTIC. LINES.
The line is set to include “feminine lingerie sets…”
“…vintage inspired bustiers and kimonos…”
“…as well as relaxed loungewear such as jersey camisoles, shorts and sweats.”
And don’t worry — she’s got something for you too, fellow enthusiasts of Lace & Leather: “The collection also features detailed shoulder straps and stunning embellishments, in addition to crochet edges, satin ribbons, and lace trim.”
Brit Brit understands that everybody has different curves, and not always a lot of change to throw. That’s why her line is set to shut out the competition with A-J cup sizing — yes, even “I wanted H for Heidi!” legend Heidi Montag can wear them — and reasonably priced pieces from $17-79.
Why? Because unlike some pop stars, Feministney believes in the Empowerment Of Women: “‘Every woman should feel confident and beautiful in everything she puts on. My vision for The Intimate Britney Spears is to create pieces that are sexy, luxurious, and comfortable at the same time. I am excited to introduce this collection because I feel that we accomplished exactly that,’ said Spears.”
“Britney Spears is one of the most provocative artists to enter the music scene in the last two decades, reaching icon status for some of the most seductive performances in history, blazing a trail for modern day female empowerment,” the press release accurately stans. Amen.
It’s time for something more…intimate.
ARE YOU READY FOR INTIMATENEY?