Let’s put aside the fact that the track is a not-so-cleverly-disguised rip of Lil’ Wayne‘s “A Milli,” thanks to producer Bangladesh‘s similar stylings on both tracks.

Instead, we have a video to celebrate for Beyoncé‘s latest release, “Diva.”

What in God’s name just happened?

Let’s break it down…Mathematically.

Those booties.


That booty.


A touch of Grace


Lights up in your face



Honestly though…Dance breakdowns in pitch darkness, moody camera angles, a fan made of paper money (What recession?), mannequins, AND hair flips?!

I think we can all easily proclaim the emancipation of Sasha Fierce to be the greatest thing to happen to our luscious lady since “Bootylicious.”

Oh yeah, and the video for “Halo” appeared as well, but really…Don’t bother.