I CAN’T.
WORDS.
I CAN’T DO IT RIGHT NOW.
JUST WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO!

CIRCUS

Perez/Parade Intro
Circus (Funky Remix)
Piece of Me
Thunderstorm Segue
Radar

HOUSE OF FUN (Anything Goes)

Martial Arts Segue
Ooh Ooh Baby/Hot as Ice
Boys
If U Seek Amy
Me Against the Music (Bollywood)

FREAKSHOW/PEEPSHOW

Everybody’s Looking for Something Segue
Freakshow
Get Naked
Britney’s Hotline
Breathe on Me/Touch of My Hand

ELECTRO CIRC

Break the Ice Segue
Do Something
Slave
Dancer Solo Segue/Heartbeat Segue
Toxic
Baby One More Time (Remix)

ENCORE

Womanizer (Extended Remix)
Circus Reprise: The Bow

EDIT: Okay, so I’ve since calmed down and I do have some thoughts to share.

First of all, the obvious–WHAT? No Gimme More? Toy Soldier? Mannequin? Unusual You?

There aren’t even any ballads!

I don’t get it frankly. Essentially, The Circus: Starring Britney Spears will operate as the Blackout Tour that never was. To be fair, that’s not a problem, but there are better tracks at B’s disposal than “Ooh Ooh Baby.”

Don’t get me wrong, though–I’m still dying to hear everything.

Secondly, how hot is that preview snippet?! I can’t believe it! It’s vintage Britney, repackaged and spit out into 2009! The cage sequence?! UNREAL.

According to the newly blinged-out Candies website, there’ll be a 2 minute video premiered on their website TONIGHT at 7 PM! Make sure you stay tuned…and as always, I’ll keep you posted on all things B!