I’m not normally a betting man. Nevertheless, I’m intrigued by the possibilities of Britney‘s upcoming Max Martin-produced single, “3.” Let’s weigh this out, shall we?
Predicting the Sound of Britney’s New Single “3”: The Odds
333:1 A memorial to the original 3 Sugababes (RIP).
17:1 Klezmer music makes a comeback onto the pop scene.
12:1 The 2009 update to “Erotica”; a filthy sex romp about ménage à trois. A BOY CAN DREAM.
10:1 A slinky, R&B-ish number, full of breathy “ooh’s” and “aah’s” and signature Brit Brit cat-like yelping.
7:1 Something “modern sounding,” full of Gaga-like screechy electro and cheap production.
5:1 The pop-rock sort of affair that Martin’s been churning out lately in the style of P!nk‘s “So What?” or Katy Perry‘s “Hot & Cold.”
2:1 A Britney Spears/Max Martin classic, a la “…Baby One More Time.”
1:1 Perfection.
