I AM LITERALLY FREAKING OUT.

I’m no fan of leaks, but a Britney demo is a GOD DAMN EXCEPTION.

This is a twenty second clip of B’s original version of “Dramatic,” a demo originally lifted by Heidi Montag and brutally massacred with her robo-Barbie vocals. (Sorry, Heidi–loved Superficial, but you’re not actually a pop star. Know your role.)

From this clip, we already have three complete moments of brilliance:

3.) “Run to your momma.”
2.) “Druh-muhhhh-tic.”
3.) “FUCK YOU.”

Thank you for your time, and I’ll see you when the song leaks in full from whichever fifteen-year-old is currently hording it on his laptop.