Click here to read PopJustice’s fantastically long preview of Kylie Minogue‘s upcoming album, Aphrodite.

It’s the kind of write-up where you have to stand up and walk around a bit because there are phrases included like “this album’s ‘Love At First Sight’,” “‘Rhythm Nation‘-esque qualities” and “slightly sad, crying-at-the-discotheque upbeat discoballad quality” and NOW I HAVE TO WALK AROUND AGAIN BECAUSE I AM TOO EXCITED.

I CANNOT EVEN WAIT RIGHT NOW.