Ho hum, let me just log on and check my e-mail. Awful unofficial remix of a song I like. Delete. Press release for [insert indie band name here]. Delete. Penis enlargement advertisement…save for later. Hmm, Kylie Minogue, “Stay Tuned.” I wonder what thi–AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I’m sure it’s the official announcement of the new single (and maybe even a title).
Either way, my life now has meaning. I BELIEVE IN YOU, KYLIE.
