HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS.

Joanna “JoJo” Levesque has a Tumblr account called “Translucent Brown Sugar.” It is these things:

+ Clever.
+ Interesting.
+ Cute.

THE VERY SAME TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN AN IDEAL MATE. Therefore, JoJo is proven to be perfect yet again.

Thank you to Muuser Sam Lansky for this incredible find.