Lessons to be learned: Are your parents fighting? Self-conscious about your body? Are you a gay? Do you have cancer?
Well, stop bitching about it. The always innovative Katy Perry has a place for you. Where? In her bosom of course!
Yes, Muusers: PYROTECHNICS ARE LITERALLY EXPLODING FROM HER BREASTS THROUGHOUT THIS VIDEO. (VIDEO)
Inspiring.
I bet Christina Aguilera is so super pissed that Kitty Purry just hardcore swagga jacked the entire video concept for “Beautiful.” (And also that Bionic flopped.)
Katy Perry’s third single from Teenage Dream, “Firework,” will be released to US radio on November 16. (iTunes)
