STOP WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING.
Kylie Minogue, Mariah Carey, and Annie Lennox are just some of the names set to appear and perform at this year’s tree lighting at Rockefeller Center in New York City on November 30. No, I am not kidding.
The star-studded holiday special will feature performances by Susan Boyle, Mariah Carey, Charice, Sheryl Crow, Jackie Evancho, Josh Groban, Katherine Jenkins, Annie Lennox, Kylie Minogue, Jessica Simpson and The Radio City Rockettes with a mix of current hits and holiday classics.
I don’t know which homosexual got a hold of the roster request sheet for this year’s event, but thank you. THANK YOU.
A MILLION TIMES OVER, THANK YOU GOOD SIR.
I’m thoroughly dying right now.