Nadine Coyle Embraces the Only Method to Sell Her Debut Solo Album: Speaking

FINALLY: Someone in Camp Coyle gets it for once.

Nuhdeen Elizabeth Louise Coyle is in the process of uploading a track-by-track series of spoken word explanations for each song from her debut album, Insatiable.

So far, she’s done “Put Your Hands Up” and “Runnin’,” and they’re better than anyone could ever dream. (WATCH)

WHAY WURR CHETTEN UHWAY, YUH KNOW, PLEHYIN VUHDEHYOH GAYMS. AY THANK WHAY WURR…EATUN CHECKEN WAYNGS. OR TALKEN ‘BOUT CHECKEN WAYNGS.

Advance reviews are already in from some readers, and the results are staggeringly positive:

“Like a horse trying to talk.” – Muuser Ben.
“It’s like part Alabama, a dash of Valley girl, and traditional brogue.” – Muuser Marianna.
“VAUDAUO GAMES. CHICKAUHN WAHNGS. I CANNOT.” – Muuser RJ.

This is, hands down, the best marketing strategy since Madonna learned to work the gay club circuit in the early ’80’s.

If you haven’t already read the MuuMuse review of Nadine’s debut album Insatiable–WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Check it out now.

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