HANG ON TO YOUR PORTUGUESE-SPEAKING PANTIES, Y’ALL: BRIT BRIT’S COMING TO BRAZIL!
The Living Legend (you can look, but seriously…don’t touch) hosted a live U-Stream session earlier today at 6 P.M. EST to announce some rather exciting news: She’s coming to South America, y’all!
Armed with two of her multilingual back-up dancers–HOLA MARCO!!! QUE GUAPO CHICO, MMM PAPI, AY AY, ETC.–the visibly terrified princess of pop ‘excitedly announced’ that–at long last–she would finally be returning to Brazil.
The camera then faded to reveal a rolling list of all TWO Brazilian dates–with the promise of 10 more South American dates to come.
Finally: The bloodthirsty Brazilian stans can stop spamming my comment sections with their unintelligible demands/casual death threats for Britney to come to Brazil! (They won’t stop, but I like to imagine this will end eventually…)
After breathing a huge sigh of relief and seeing off her dancers, Godney popped the gum she had hidden away in her hand right back into her mouth and carried on chomping in her flawless and iconic way.
2011: O ANO DO SPEARS.