Britney Spears — Living Legend, Ringleader and Slave 4 U — just posted an Instagram from the set of her upcoming single, “Work Bitch.”
Here is a list of things that this video seems to contain:
1.) Spearitual dancing
2.) “The fire in the eyes”
3.) Flu-inducing Bodyney
Here is a list of things that this video seems to be missing:
Hotney Godney (n.) – A Living Legend whose sheer beauty alone nullifies the entire careers of lesser pop stars and causes a majority of the male homosexual population to slide down the Kinsey Scale.
UPDATE: Less than 24 hours after teasing us with a first glimpse from the set of “Work Bitch,” Brit Brit is coming back lookin’ delicious from Day 2 of the shoot today, rocking a blue bikini and heels 6-inch that make a boy want to bite his lip (REFERENCE).
We all remain deeply, thoroughly unworthy.
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) September 8, 2013
She’s back, bitches — 8 DAYS.
2013: THE HOLY SPEARIT RETURNS.