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Somewhere in America, Miley Cyrus is still tweeting.

Last night, the thirsty twerker took to Twitter to demand that her faithful legion of #Smilers, #WreckingBalls, #Twerkers and #SledgehammerTongues join together to break the VEVO record for highest video views in 24 hours for her ode to objectum sexuality, “Wrecking Ball.”

Welp, she did it in just a few hours — and the prize for that smashing success? The tracklisting for her upcoming #SomethingMoreUrban record, Bangerz.

The titles are all pretteh kewl (and look like something you might find scribbled in gel pen on a 7th grade Trapper Keeper), featuring a slew of surprise powerhouse hip-hop collaborations like Nelly, Future, Big Sean, French Montana (Hannah Montana‘s second cousin’s hairdresser’s neighbor’s 3rd grade teacher’s great uncle’s nephew) and Ludacris.

But back to what really matters here: The much buzzed-about collaboration with the one and only Miss Britney Spears called “SMS” — which either stands for “Short Message Service,” “Struttin’ My Stuff,” “Something More Spearitual” or “Suck My Spears.”

To no one’s surprise in particular, the “SMS” unveiling led to Apple’s announcement of a brand new series of iPhones — including Silver, Grey and “Gimme More” Femme Fatale Tour” Gold.

“SMS” marks the first time Britney’s lent her heaven-sent vocals to a lesser since will.i.am‘s “Scream & Shout” and Rihanna‘s “S&M.” (Well, there was Kevin Federline‘s “Crazy” too, but that was A Thing We Don’t Talk About.)

Here’s hoping the song is made up entirely of text terms only, speak-sung to a fierce throbbing beat: “LYLAS, TTYN, Painting nails emoji, bitch.”

1. Adore You
2. We Can’t Stop
3. SMS (BANGERZ) (feat. Britney Spears)
4. 4X4 (feat. Nelly)
5. My Darlin (feat. Future)
6. WRECKING BALL
7. Love Money Party (feat. Big Sean)
8. #GETITRIGHT
9. Drive
10. FU (feat. French Montana)
11. Do My Thang
12. Maybe You’re Right
13. Someone Else
14. Rooting For My Baby
15. On My Own
16. Hands In The Air (feat. Ludacris)

Bangerz will be released on October 8. (iTunes)