Hello, world.

In case you’re one of the few members of the Britney Army/Godney Air Force/Spearitual Warriors who stayed up into the wee hours tonight (or, you know, you live in England or whatever and it’s morning), you might have just tuned into Capital FM to hear the Legendary Miss Britney Spears make a very special announcement.

Britney’s upcoming eighth studio album, due out on December 3, is called…


From Capital FM:

Britney explained the decision to title the record after her middle name by saying that she wanted to share the name with fans because her family call her it as a “term of endearment”.

I swear, I had no idea. Really. No idea at all… (Okay, so I did. Oops!…I did it again.)

Britney Jean: It’s raw. It’s real. It’s Britney, bitch. This is an album title for true lovers of BJ.

And so, as much as it saddens me to say, this officially retires the album’s working title, Blackout 2.0: It Gets Urbaner And Also More Spearitual And A Little More Personal (Raw). It is gone, but shall never be forgotten.

For now, let us gather together our vanilla candles, hold fast to our Spearitual rosary beads and prepare for the 8th Coming of Britney Jean — things just got even more Personalney (raw).


“Work Bitch” was released on September 16. (iTunes)