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Living Legend, Perfume Enthusiast and True Lover of Work Britney Jean Spears is heading back to Vegas for Live In Las Vegasney: The Bitch Is Back Tour this December, so it’s only fair that she’s blessing the cover of Vegas Player Magazine for their Autumn 2013/Winter 2014 issue.

The full cover story just ran today, which includes an interview with The Holy Spearit, as well as three Randee St. Nicholas-shot, Elvisney-inspired photos that our eyes are in no way worthy of seeing.

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“I’ve never been a passenger, tho…”

B-Girl talked to the magazine (check out all the quotes on the Vegas blog) about Las Vegas, fame and the lifestyle that comes with being Godney.

For instance, her iconic Spearitual sweatpants and Uggs look:

“This is the thing,” she replies. “I’m actually really shy. I don’t like having my picture taken. I don’t like the attention, but it’s something that comes with success. I’ve accepted the paparazzi are going to be there; I just try to wear the same thing every day so I become uninteresting.”

On becoming the American Dream since she was 17 (REFERENCE):

It’s important to have a group of people around you who can keep you down to earth. It’s a mind-altering experience when you become a pop star at such a young age. Some people are made for it and some people aren’t. If you keep good friends around you and stay grounded, you’ll be ok.

And the rich cultural diversity and historical significance of Las Vegas:

“Las Vegas is a fun place.”

In the meantime, “Passenger” surfaced out of nowhere, “Perfume” is now available for your scented pleasure on iTunes and Britney Jean drops in like three days or whatever — but the Legend simply has neither the time nor the fucks to give about all that.

You want a tracklisting?

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You want some US TV appearances?

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You want a live performance?

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YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE, BITCH.

In the meantime, here is (probably) the Britney Jean tracklisting to tide you over:

1. Alien
2. Work Bitch
3. Perfume
4. Wait
5. And See
6. Wait & See
7. Wait & See (The Later Remix)
8. Get Naked (See, I Gotta Wait)
9. Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Wait
10. Radar
11. Oops!…I Waited And Saw
12. Wait Did You See
13. Cool, Fun & Urban
14. Perfume (Reggaeton Remix)

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‘Britney Jean’ will be released on December 3. (iTunes)