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LITERALLY STOP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, HOLD ON TIGHT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Like the stars in the sky (REFERENCE), an unreleased Britney Spears song called “Unbroken” has suddenly surfaced in the night. That’s right — it’s Britmas, y’all!

Details are still a lil’ fuzzy while members of the Godney Army hastily gather together their vanilla candles and Starbucks Frappes for an emergency prayer session, but the track was apparently recorded during the Femme Fatale sessions.

According to a BMI listing, there’s a song called “Unbroken” produced by Fraser T Smith — which makes sense, considering the song actually sounds a lot like the Fraser T Smith-produced Japanese Femme Fatale bonus track, “Scary.”

It certainly sounds like The Holy Spearit singing, especially with that undeniably Spearitual bridge: “It’s ’cause you say it like ya mean it/It’s ’cause you say it and I buh-leave it.” It’s like “Scary” meets a K-Pop smash meets t.A.T.u. meets Aly & AJ‘s “Potential Breakup Song”…or something like that.

It’s catchy. Dangerous yet mysterious. Cool yet confident. OBSESSED. And it’s better than most of Britney Jean.

Between “Trouble For Me,” “Scary” and now “Unbroken,” I think it’s time for a Fraser T Smith-produced Britney album.

YOU PUT THE PIECES BACK TOGETHER! MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS NEVER OPEN…YOU MAKE ME FEEL U-N-B-R-O-K-E-N!

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Britney Spears – Unbroken [Full]
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