Street dancing legend, L’Oreal Paris hair-flipping goddess and chronic sufferer of Crazy Stupid Love-itis Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini might not care enough to keep her name straight for more than six months, but she does care enough to confirm the already long confirmed news today that SHE DOESN’T CARE, OKAY?
Question: Do you think she cares that we already knew that her second single was called “I Don’t Care”? Answer: NO. SHE. DOES. NOT.
Let’s have a think about “I Don’t Care” for a moment: The title immediately brings to mind Icona Pop‘s Charli XCX-penned carefree anthem “I Love It” — so maybe it sounds something like that!
Or, maybe Cheryl’s taken a cue from her phriend in phucks-free living, Illuminati High Priestess Rihanna, who knows a thing or two about being a girl with not a single phuck in the world.
OR, perhaps Cheryl doesn’t care so much, that she’s actually un-cared herself right out of solo superstardom and back into another Girls Aloud reunion.
In the meantime, head RIGHT UP YOUR STREET to your local Claire’s, grab every pair of the new Eylure #LashesByCheryl (available in First Date, Girls Night, Belle of the Ball and, my personal favorite, Sexy Señorita) and let’s get FOOKIN’ CARELESS.