The thing about Jennifer Jenny From The Block Lola La Lopez, AKA Slay Lo, is that she continues to put ya faves to shame at every single award show.

She did it with her Icon Award performance. She destroyed during the Idol finale. She tore shit up at the Billboard Music Awards.

Last night, of course, was no exception.

While there were plenty of good-to-great performances during the American Music Awards last night, including Charli XCX‘s killer, too-kewl-for-skewl bad ass prom queen performance and Selegendary Gomezmerizing‘s heartfelt “Heart” tear fest, J.Lo demonstrated the Art Of The Pop Icon Performance.

Warning

First, the intro: WARNING. And A COUNTDOWN. Quite literally never not exciting.

Jennifer Vogue

And then…she appears! (It was “Vogue,” basically, snaps and all.) You can’t beat a “Vogue” reference though, so she’s already winning.

And then..the bend and snap.

jennifer-bend

O HEY, DIDN’T C U THERE!

Bye forever…until the “Partition” moment.

Jennifer  Beyonce

BEYHIVE’S ALREADY A-BUZZIN’.

Iggy J

Iggy appears! Poor, poor Iggy. Even she knew she’d look like a contest winner standing next to Slay Lo.

Booty Rub

And then…booty rubbing, just like in the video! Still a weird thing to witn-ass! Who’s aroused? Never mind.

Cunnilingus

More like CunnilingYAAAAAS!

Throw

“Throw your hair back”! Iggy recommends while bolting offstage. “Throw my hair back? Alright!” Jenny obliges. Great mid-performance banter.

Dance 1

THE PEARL-CLUTCHING, BREATH-HOLDING DANCE BREAKDOWN. WATCH OUT NOW.

Big D

How my name appears when I call your man’s phone.

Booty

BOOTY4LYF.

Seriously, Jenny nailed it yet again. But then, she always does.