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Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” Video: A Visual Guide

[dropcap size=big]E[/dropcap]merging indie-pop underground singer-songwriter, New York City Ambassador and snowmobile enthusiast Taylor Swift has a new album out called 1989, and “Blank Space” — her ominous warning to all future ex-lovers — is the next single from the LP.

The chanteuse with Nice Gowns, as Aretha Franklin would agree, enlisted Joseph Kahn (he of “Perfume” fame) to tell her cautionary tale in video form, resulting in what is essentially The Shining meets The Great Gatsby as performed with all the natural acting skills of the cast of a 1989 Spanish telenovela.

Let us explore.


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hi hello am attractive

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o hi hello am richer than u

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“DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS” – Olivia Benson, cat

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Same.

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Funny, because same.

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lol ya me 2

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“how do u spell it again”

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“Draw me like one of your French girls.”

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~lol Harry Styles is gonna look so good here~

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omfg r u srsly on Grindr rn

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hi hello welcome to Apple!!

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I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE THAT I COULD WALK IN THE STORE AND GET THE PART

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First documented punch Taylor Swift has thrown in her entire life.

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Regina George F/W 2015 Collection

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HAY R ANY OF U GUYS GLUTEN-FREE

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*does apple voodoo*

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SRSLY FML

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HAPPY MONDAY.

‘1989’ was released on October 27. (iTunes)