The chanteuse with Nice Gowns, as Aretha Franklin would agree, enlisted Joseph Kahn (he of “Perfume” fame) to tell her cautionary tale in video form, resulting in what is essentially The Shining meets The Great Gatsby as performed with all the natural acting skills of the cast of a 1989 Spanish telenovela.
Let us explore.
hi hello am attractive
o hi hello am richer than u
“DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS” – Olivia Benson, cat
Funny, because same.
lol ya me 2
“how do u spell it again”
“Draw me like one of your French girls.”
~lol Harry Styles is gonna look so good here~
omfg r u srsly on Grindr rn
hi hello welcome to Apple!!
I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE THAT I COULD WALK IN THE STORE AND GET THE PART
First documented punch Taylor Swift has thrown in her entire life.
Regina George F/W 2015 Collection
HAY R ANY OF U GUYS GLUTEN-FREE
*does apple voodoo*
‘1989’ was released on October 27. (iTunes)