S CLUB 7 REUNITED AND NOTHING WAS EVER THE SAME.

Bradley (not me), Tina, Jo, Paul, Hannah, Jon and Come & Get It legend ♥ RACHEL ♥ FUCKING ♥ STEVENS ♥ reunited live on stage for the first time in approximately 45,000 years to perform a medley of their smash hits on BBC’s Children In Need.

THE SILHOUETTES. THE COUNTDOWN. THE PYROTECHNICS. THE FUMBLING ABOUT. THE HITS. THE NOSTALGIA…

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…JO’S INCREDIBLE TRANSFORMATION INTO KATE GOSSELIN

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…TINA’S INCREDIBLE TRANSFORMATION INTO ROSE MCGOWAN

But really…

Most importantly…

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QUEEN RACHEL STEVENS IN POP STAR MODE.

RACHEL. You are so clearly STILL a Pop Star with a capital S. Give us the goods! Call Richard X back! Come and get it again!

And there you have it: The grand reunion of S CLUB 7. Or, as they are known today, Rachel Stevens & The Contest Winners.

My God, this was everything.