It’s Fitney, bitch!

As if the Shape feature last May wasn’t enough gymspiration to last a lifetime for the Godney Army, Britney has only gone harder on her grind at the gym, in the yoga studio and working up a sweat on stage during Piece Of Me — and she’s ready to show it off now.

The part-time Vegas showgirl, part-time haircare specialist and full-time living legend graces the cover of the January/February 2015 issue of Women’s Health, shot back in August by Jeff Lipsky.


The exceptional earner flaunts her hot bodeh in a buh-kini on the cover, as once prophesied in the scriptures of Britney Jean (Psalms of Work Bitch, 1:1), along with a (drop dead) beautiful crop top lewk further on inside the issue. “Stronger Than Yesterday (or Ever!)” Great REFERENCE, Women’s Health.

But just how does she do it? Oh, please. We already know: It’s probably sex.

All that southern fried chicken and Jamie’s cheesy grits and she’s still so fire hot — a 20 out of 10. Let’s all go celebrate with B at the local KFC, y’all!


Update: Clearly Brit Brit had only just begun having her fun (REFERENCE) on the cover, because the shoot inside is fucking GORGEOUS. Thanks to Britney Galaxy for the additional scans from inside the magazine!


At home, very personal and always intimate.


Yaaaaas, B! You better summon the Illuminati with that finger triangle!